The Sorry, Sad, and Sanctimonious State of American Grammar

This, like many of my posts requires a bit of a preface. If you have previously been enrolled, by gunpoint or otherwise in a British grammar school, you are free to go. Just get out of here, because frankly you reject the idiot who was Webster and have a better understanding of grammar then 97.65 percent of the people who speak English. For the rest of you..."lot", stick around because you might just find your mind blown, or your pants filled.
